{"id":1555,"date":"2013-03-13T08:11:39","date_gmt":"2013-03-13T06:11:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sonofcarey.wordpress.com\/?p=1555"},"modified":"2013-03-13T08:11:39","modified_gmt":"2013-03-13T06:11:39","slug":"keeping-the-tyrants-straight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sonofcarey.com\/?p=1555","title":{"rendered":"Keeping the Tyrants Straight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/itavitaafrican.wordpress.com\/2013\/03\/09\/keeping-the-tyrants-straight\/\">Keeping the Tyrants Straight<\/a>, from a recent post by Amy.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s a recent conversation at our house:<\/p>\n<p>Seth: I have to go to a funeral tomorrow.<br \/>\nAmy: Oh! Who died?<br \/>\nSeth: Hitler\u2019s mom.<br \/>\nAmy: Ohhh. That\u2019s too bad.<br \/>\nSeth: No, not Hitler from church. The other Hitler. The man.<br \/>\nAmy: Do I know him?<br \/>\nSeth: I don\u2019t think so. He worked on the road with me.<\/p>\n<p>Pause.<\/p>\n<p>Amy: Oh! Oops. I was thinking of Saddam Hussein\u2019s mom.<br \/>\nSeth: Yeah, it\u2019s hard keeping all those moms-of-tyrants straight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Keeping the Tyrants Straight, from a recent post by Amy. Here\u2019s a recent conversation at our house: Seth: I have to go to a funeral tomorrow. Amy: Oh! Who died? Seth: Hitler\u2019s mom. Amy: Ohhh. That\u2019s too bad. Seth: No, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sonofcarey.com\/?p=1555\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9,13],"tags":[37,41,362],"class_list":["post-1555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-multiculturalism","category-quotes","tag-culture","tag-entertainment","tag-quotes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3QrZa-p5","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sonofcarey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sonofcarey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sonofcarey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sonofcarey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sonofcarey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sonofcarey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sonofcarey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sonofcarey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sonofcarey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}